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Vol. MMXXVI · No. 0 ★ America's Paper of Record for Empty Cargo Beds ★ Price: Free

“All the cargo that's fit to not carry.”

Saturday, June 13, 2026 National Edition Established 2026

Front Page The Investigation Report a Sighting

Letters to the Empty Bed Desk

Did you see a truck that has clearly never carried a thing? Tell us about it. Please note: this is a prototype, so nothing is filed yet — submitting just shows you how the real thing will feel.

The photograph (jpg / png — plates and faces will be blurred)

Place the photograph here

or click to choose one — empty bed clearly in view

Make & model (as boastfully as it appears on the tailgate)

Where you saw it

What was in the bed

Field locked. If it had cargo, it is not news. (See The Investigation.)

Estimated lift height

Aggravating modifications (check all that you observed)

Lift kit (4″+)Vanity smokestacksChrome nudge / bull barLadder rack (no ladder)Light bar (used at noon)Tonneau cover (sealed)Mud tires (pavement only)Winch (never spooled)Running boards (unstepped)Dual rear wheels (street)Off-road bumper (on-road)Decorative tow hooks

Your byline (how you'll be credited — keep it anonymous)

Filed

Thank you for your sighting. In this Phase 1 prototype nothing is actually stored — but rest assured, somewhere a truck bed remains empty, and we have noted it in spirit.

© MMXXVI Trucks With Nothing In · A satirical publication · No cargo was harmed.
Phase 1 prototype — sightings are not yet stored.

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